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nexpected:

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Store bought? No. We have standards.

Store bought? No. We have standards.

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I wish life worked this way

I wish life worked this way

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methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

Finally, someone tells me

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Manner of Death: Was sitting in sex class and the professor kept saying, “You have to whack those impulses down.”  ”Whack it down.” I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

The headstone will read: Here lies Tasha. She might have lived but her mind was in the gutter.

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hilaryparkers said: So, if the moon's an egg, does that mean last night was a lunar egglipse

doctorwho:

HEYOOO! 

Oh, for the love of God…

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strawwolf:

that’s it that’s the whole story

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mamanicured:

reblogging once again

mamanicured:

reblogging once again

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