whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
Finally, someone tells me
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Manner of Death: Was sitting in sex class and the professor kept saying, “You have to whack those impulses down.” ”Whack it down.” I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.
The headstone will read: Here lies Tasha. She might have lived but her mind was in the gutter.
hilaryparkers said: So, if the moon's an egg, does that mean last night was a lunar egglipse
Oh, for the love of God…